Do you remember that night in September? Do you remember dismember the word? Do you remember the reason why United States invaded Iraq in March 2003, despite the protests of Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela, Prince Saud, Natalie Maines and the Dixie Chicks that would divide Iraq and lead to a regional war and then Armageddon?
It was because President Bush said that Iraq had nuclear bombs and was preparing to dismiss them in every city in America and liberate the Iraqi people from the brutal dictatorship of Saddam Hussein and his half-brother heavy aint he is my half-brother Barzan Ibrahim al - Tikriti. It was to bring democracy, peace and tranquility, stability, safety, security, economic prosperity and freedom from torture in Iraqi prisons to the Iraqi people. In a fit of premature declaration President Bush announced in his national guard a carrier suit three years ago that this mission had been accomplished. President Bush recently said that he preferred facing Viet Cong snipers in the trees frozen that the pain endured raise the first twins. "And becomes a comet in the sky and blood will be rain of heaven when you pass over the head of Abraham in the Euphrates River," said Nostradamus in 1534 in 21st century quatrain 7.
At the recent wedding of Anna Nicole Smith for leader Supreme of Iran Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Iran Supreme Leader, gave a speech. Here is a part of what he said Ayatollah Ali Jamenei: "thank you, thank you." Mr. President could bring me a glass of water please. I assure you that his descent to night in any way is my way of passing the buck to you to bring the wrath of America to our great nation. I call upon the Muslim world, the Muslim world, catchy lyrics, Yusuf Islam? Maybe go to rewrite the peace train after the ceremony Mr. Islam. What do you think of these letters? ' Now I have been happy lately, thinking of things to come, and I think that it could be, something good has begun. Do Oh I have been smiling lately, dreaming of the world as one, and I think it might be, the Muslim world is going to come?' what do you think Anna? "Lets make it our song".
"I want to take this opportunity to clarify some misinformation about the daughter of Anna Nicole Smith sitting in a high chair beside me." Firstly his name is no longer Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern. His new name is Fatima Muhammad Ala Ayatollah Ali Jamenei. Secondly, the Anna Nicole Smith baby is my daughter and I now have three independent in my right hand DNA testing to prove it. "This shows conclusively that Fatima Ali Khamenei my seventh son is not the daughter of the former lawyer of Anna Nicole Smith Howard k. Stern, and the daughter of the photographer is not baby Larry Birkhead."
Then the Prime Minister of Iraq Nouri al - Maliki spoke at the wedding. First Minister Nouri al - Maliki said: "Saddam Hussein's half brother Barzan is now really a half brother." Let me make one thing perfectly clear. At Iraq, we know how to properly hang people. This decapitation was not intentional. Just before the suspension and this has in the official video for you all to see on U2b, one of the executioners wore a ski mask. Just as in California its lately quite cold in Baghdad. Take our heating, please. Anyway, as you can see in the video the white puffs of frost coming from all over the world is mouths freezing in neck of all was very cold and fragile as the branches of Orange loaded with oranges set beneath the ice of mother nature.
"Do"In addition to this, just before the suspension of one of the executioners unnamed Muqtada al - Sadr said Barzan Ibrahim al - Tikriti,"learned one on Christian sister?" Barzan Ibrahim al - Tikriti responded, "no". Muqtada al - Sadr said, "well the Night Ranger Group wrote a song called 'Sister Christian'." "He immediately jumped to the top of the Billboard 100".
"The Christian song sister goes like this, ' sister Christian oh now, and you know you're the only one, to say O.K., where you are looking for, you know these guys don't want to play with you no more, it's true." You are racing, what is your price for flight? In the search for Mister right, you will be this noche.» Barzan, did this the official song of the suspension and the hanging of Saddam Hussein. Lets sing boys. (At this point the executioners and Barzan Ibrahim al - Tikri all began to sing to sister Christian). Muqtada al - Sadr, continued, ' wit is that when Night Ranger actually sang the song, the words ' what is your price for flight ' really came out as ' what its price for Christ ' and why the song peaked at number one.?? "It was an accident."
"" Barzan says,"is as fun as a last supper Kosher." All over the world including Barzan began to laugh uncontrollably and was at this time that opens the trap door. "How fell you of Barzan head tilted back laughing so hard and brittle head and neck broken away from the rest of your body."
"I would like now to take this opportunity to congratulate the Iran Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei supreme leader in his marriage with Anna Nicole Smith." Congratulations Ali Khamenei Corleone by assures me that you will make a master of puppets much better for me than that idiot Bush. I'm tired of playing the puppet of the infidel. Thanks for your tips have of our fellow Shiite Mahdi Army Muqtada al - Sadr laid down their weapons and camouflage themselves as normal peasants when the Americans come to get them. "They then play possum and the Americans see a peaceful Baghdad and dejan Iraq for good, and will then teach us to Sunni Saudi Arabia and Kuwait the true meaning of the beheading".
"I promise to not tell anyone about his secret agreement with Presidents Putin and Jintao that China and Russia will not help us to defeat as they helped Viet Cong United States defeat the Americans in the 1960s, only this time Mr. Nice Guy from supreme leader." This is very Deja Vu. Thanks to everyone and all have a wonderful time tonight. Now everybody sing, ' I now have been happy lately, thinking of things to come, and I think that it could be, something good has begun. "Oh I have been smiling lately, dreaming of the world as one, and I think that it could be, Shia world is going to come".
Karen fish is a writer who lives in Los Angeles, California. The Temple of love http://www.thetempleoflove.com/