Talk of a comeback. Last week it was reported that Ayatollah Ali Jamenei had died of cancer, diabetes, heart problems and loss of vision. Tonight the Associated Press announced that Anna Nicole Smith has married the Supreme of Iran Grand Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Hossayni Khamenei leader in a luxurious wedding at their home city of Mashhad, Iran in the magnificent Molla Heydar mosque. Anna was dressed in a red sequined dress stunning and very revealing with a train of 20 feet. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, wore his traditional black robe and black turban and cane. Muqtada al - Sadr served as best man and security was provided by the Mahdi Army of Muqtada, which cost little to keeping the paparazzi at Bay. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said, "can never be too careful because what happened to Princess Diana and the United States Navy and air force steam towards me in the Persian Gulf." "My doctor says that more lives than a cat."
He talked about Anna Nicole Smith at his wedding. Here is what she said: "ladies and ayatollahs, magnets and clerics magnets." First of all let me congratulate Yusuf Islam on its recent award of the Mediterranean in Naples peace prize. It is time that a Muslim was thought of as a man of peace and not a terrorist. The peace train is one of my favorite songs. Ali and I were to honeymoon on the Orient Express. I don't want to say that your father is rich, but he bought the train. Also last week it was reported that he had died. A correct analysis would be that he died and went to heaven, if you know what I mean. This guy is hung like a camel. It has six children knows of. It is not surprising that women can not keep hands out of the. "I call it my little Santa Claus."
"Anyway I know that the tabloids are going to say that I married Ali for their money." Kanye West is going to say that I am a Gold Digger. I would like to put this vicious rumor to rest. My psychiatrist says that a Daddy complex. Take my last husband. Please. He had 63 years older than me. Perhaps I have a complex great-grandfather. It is because I was abused as a child. Seems to be progressing. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is only 28 years old than I am. "He is a spring chicken 68 year old with J.H."
"My astrologer thought to happen about Grace Kelly." Prince William and Prince Harry both supported a night so I went to the throne of England. My little Santa Claus is a cancer and I am a Sagittarius. Cancers want more than one commitment that cancers but I'm strictly a one-man woman and I plan to stay with my new hubby right at the end. Fortunately no one here knows my history because they censor. In addition, these people are unaware of the contracts. "Have I made lots of money for so many divorce lawyers that I have a building in the Faculty of law at Harvard named after me, Reese right?"
"So my girlfriend Chloe introduced me to the cousin of her boyfriend who knew Ali Khamenei and the rest is for the birds, the bees and cialis." Actually it is true what they say about cialis and viagra. Ayatollah Khamenei had an erection that lasted more than four hours and there was nothing we could do about it. It was running right through his robe and had to go to give a speech saying all nuclear bombs built strictly for peaceful purposes. So we went to the Tehran Shariati hospital emergency room and they gave some Maalox. I guess he was excited about his first Playboy Playmate of the year. He tells me that his goal is to create an Islamic State in the world. I like men with ambition. I promised that not to hurt you Hef. "I want all you have a really great time tonight and thank you for coming."
Karen fish is a writer who lives in Los Angeles, California. The Temple of love http://www.thetempleoflove.com