I suppose that over the week of Christmas 2008, jets of Green Bay, Wisconsin attacked Yupper objectives in the Upper Peninsula (UP) of Michigan... And then, news years day ground troops followed inflict large numbers of civilian casualties. After three weeks of fighting and a relation of the death of more than 100 to 1, you get a cease fire...
Here is how it may have happened:
1800-1948: After many years of persecution and dispersion, the (Jewish) Chippewa tribes try to regain their homeland in Wisconsin (Palestine). As auto had described fighters for freedom, the Chippewas used terrorism in an effort to boost the European settlers (Palestinian) of Wisconsin. Great Britain and France feel guilty about the genocide that allowed their European settlers to commit against the Chippewa. They use their military might to establish the Chippewa nation and ensuring its recognition throughout the world. Wisconsin refugees held in camps Yupper in the wooded and rocky where the prospect of agriculture is very poor.
1949-1967: After almost two decades of efforts failed to resettle refugees, Michigan (Egypt), Illinois (Syria) and Minnesota (West Bank) to declare war to the Chippewa nation push into Lake Michigan (Mediterranean Sea) and provide Wisconsin to refugees. The Chippewas quickly defeat the badly organized and poorly equipped Americans. Illinois, Michigan and Minnesota lost the territory to the Chippewas. Other United States States opted not to participate in the war leads to intense internal tensions between American States.
1968-73: Political extremism in the refugee camps of Yupper continues to grow as a second-generation Wisconsin refugees grows without a proper House. Driven by public anger, the surroundings of American States again attack the Chippewa nation. And they are again defeated quickly. Embarrassed by his lack of decisive participation in the futile American effort, Texas (Saudi Arabia) takes another States producers in an embargo that has resulted in the world energy crisis in oil.
1974-2000: In a Treaty of peace, Michigan recover sovereignty over part of its territory in exchange for official recognition of the Chippewa nation. After not forward a generation, despair again grows throughout the region. Suicide bombings by Yuppers met with massive retaliation by the Chippewas. More than 20 Yuppers die for every victim of Chip. Civil disobedience and the active insurgency becomes the norm in the occupied territories. Chippewa air force bombs regularly terrorist targets and Government offices in the UP and Minnesota. Periodically conduct Chippewa army search and destroy missions in the orchards, fields and cities - where terrorists might be hiding in the Western Great Lakes region. Nationalist Chippewas establish more settlements on the Bank of the Mississippi River and in the field of Minnesotan. Periodically the Chippewas cut access to the holy sites of United States in the twin cities (Jerusalem). The holiest site of the divided city is desecrated by the Chief of Chippewa (Sharon). To stop the flow of guns and rocket attacks, the Chippewa nation invades and occupies Ontario (Lebanon) for a couple of decades.
2001-2007: The situation of the Yuppers becomes old news. Meanwhile, in Minnesota more American land is claimed by settlers Chippewa. The Chippewas building a wall around the settlements to consolidate their territory and keep to the bombers. The wall also cut many Americans of their jobs in the Chippewa nation. The Chippewa nation re-invades Ontario with a full-scale air and land attack because soldiers Chippewa 2 two were kidnapped on the border. This time the Chippewas took significant casualties and failing to clear victory. Yuppers celebrate.
2008-2009: In response to the election of radical Yuppers, the Chippewas periodically blocked food and fuel to enter in the. After Michigan closed the bridge Mackinac, Yuppers smuggling of food, fuel and weapons through the Straits by boat. YUpper militia resume attacks with random rockets in frontier towns of Chippewa causing serious psychological suffering, significant damage and some deaths. The elections are approaching in the Chippewa nation. The ruling party is doing poorly in the polls and has been since the Chippewas did not win the last war in Ontario. It is the week of Christmas and the world focuses on holidays. Do what best time to attack the Yuppers!?
And so it is in the first few weeks of 2009 more than 13 00 Yuppers (Gaza) are killed in the UP (Gaza), while less than 15 Chippewas (Israelis) dying. In the early days the Chippewas respected war Tribal (Hebrew Hummurabi code) agreements on proportional retaliation established by the Council of Ojibway (Moses in exodus 2: "eye for an eye;") "a tooth for a tooth". No more.
Lowell Klessig is a fifth settler European generation that farms and writes in central Wisconsin. He has visited the frequently but never been forced to stay there.
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Lowell Klessig is Professor Emeritus of the integrated management of resources in the University of Wisconsin-Stevens point. In addition to articles in journals, he has created numerous Extrension publications in non-technical terms for adult audiences. He served as Executive Director of the Wisconsin Rural leadership program. He has traveled to 47 countries and taught in six foreign countries. He writes a monthly column for a weekly newspaper in the Midwest and makes occasional magazine features. (A biography of a summary page is available electronically on request).